What Grinds My Gears In Gaming
I was reading Tyler’s old version of WGMGIG, and I was like “Dude, this isn’t how it’s supposed to be”. When your doing something like this, you don’t take a good game and tell why it’s good, you take a bad game and tell why it’s bad, like the Angry Video Game Nerd does, and this week, I will be bring it to you
Now, I’m doing to review a few games. This week will feature Where’s Waldo for the Nintendo Entertainment System, Turning Point: Fall of Liberty for the X-Box 360 and PS3, and talk a bit about Mr. freeze, my newly defective 360.
Now, lets start with Where’s Waldo, before you ask, no, I did not buy this shitstick of a game, I played it on a Rom. Now, did I intentionally play it? No, I didn’t, I tried to download another game and the file gave me this. Now, the first problem I have with this game is, well, you don’t even get to watch the opening video. I downloaded five different files, and none of them let me watch the opening video. So basically, I’m in the first level, and I have no idea what I’m looking for. And guess what, the stupid leaves look the exact same from left to right, with slight, almost noticeable differences. This is the only time I’d ever want all the stuff circle by some little kid. I could go on and on how bad this game is, but I’d be here all night, so ya.
Lets move to Turning Point. I was so hyped up for this game, and for good reason. Listen to the plot. This is a possibility of what could of happened if the Nazis invaded US soil, it sounds like an instant win right? WRONG. They put a demo out a few weeks before release, and it ranks with some of the worst games I’ve ever played in my life. They pretty much just give you a gun, and tell you to shoot, it’s not much of a tutorial included either. And the thing that sucks is I was very hyped up for the game Legendary: The Box, and guess what, it’s made by the same company. Grr, I want my ten minutes back Codemasters. Oh, and did I mention a guy who looks and acts like he has the IQ of Stone Cold Steve Austin is the president of Spark, the guys who developed this Shitstain?
Well, my 360 was running fine and dandy, until about, Monday. On Monday, what happened was my 360 would freeze when I tried playing Halo, but it worked the next day. It worked fine all week, until Friday, when my worst nightmare came true. I was loading up GTA IV, and guess what happens. I get in game, take one step, and Bam, it froze. And it would start doing that on every game. Microsoft even got me to do all this stuff to try and fix it, but in the end, they found out the system. What was the cause you might ask? Well, I was unplugging my 360, and I started shaking it, something had popped out. Some little part **** up my whole 360. well, see you in a month 360, have a nice flight, and don’t pop out again, or I’ll have to deem that the 360 is a poorly made console.
And that is all, I have wasted ten minutes of your life, ha ha. But I’ll mak it up to you. LISTEN TO LUDO!!!!!