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« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2008, 09:21:32 pm » |
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Y2J's spring helmet bounces him back up and he takes a chainsaw to edge and shane
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« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2008, 09:24:49 pm » |
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Shane whacks the chainsaw out of Y2J's hand and sends him to the NAUGHTY STEP.
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« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2008, 10:30:13 pm » |
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Lol.... Edge gets the shower featured in Russ And Grit and he strangles shane
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« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2008, 01:00:41 am » |
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Whilst being strangled, Shane makes a phonecall. However seeing as how Mister Gritton is only over there, he just shouts.
Shane: MISTER GRITTON!
Grit: WHAT!?
Shane: I NEED YOUR HELP!!
Grit: WITH WHAT!?
Shane: I'M BEING STRANGLED!!
Grit: JESUS CHRIST-- I'M IN THE SHOWER!
Shane: NO YOU'RE NOT THE SHOWER'S OVER HERE!
Grit: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SHOWER IN THE WORLD SHANE!
Shane: GET OVER HERE!!
Grit: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MOISTURISING!
Shane: WELL AT LEAST CAN I TALK TO RUSS!?
Grit: JESUS CHRIST-- HE'S IN THE SHOWER!
Shane: WHAT THE ****-- CAN YOU HELP ME AT ALL!?
Grit: NOT UNTIL I FINISH COLOURING MY HAIR!!
Shane: YOU'RE SUCH A **** WOMAN!!
Grit: IT'S "JUST FOR MEN!" I'D RATHER BE A WOMAN THAN AN AGING MAN!!
Shane: REALLY!?
Grit: WELL ACTUALLY COME TO THINK OF IT--
Shane: NO NO NO YOU'VE GIVEN ME AN ANSWER!
Grit: OH YOU'RE SUCH A--AAAH THE WATER IS BURNING ME!!
Edge: *Sighs* Mister Gritton is burning to death at the moment can I take a message?
Shane: Okay but-- What the **** how do you know?
Edge: Cos--I errr-- *Runs Away*
Shane: HEY GRITTON, MAYBE TRY TAKING A BATH!?
Grit: BATHS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
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« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2008, 09:40:53 pm » |
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wanks off into his own hand and flings it at Shanes
lance ; spider man!!!
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« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2008, 09:43:33 pm » |
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throws kryptonite with 8 legs attached at lance.
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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2008, 03:44:09 pm » |
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lance rings up his menstral side kick
Lance : feel the rath of the cryimson skull
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*Edge throws Shaquille out for being so lame before pulling a ladder out of his trousers and placing it on Shane and Lance's heads. Edge then gets the shower and he soaks them all until they drown... mwahah... mwwaahahhahahahhahaahah*
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Runs back in and tips over the ladder, then sits on Edge! |
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Sting walks in pulls a pop can out of the fridge, drinks it, and throws it behind him. The can hits Shaquille, he falls out of the window, falls into the dumpster, and a garbage truck crushes him with garbage and drives off.
Steve
Takin' out the trash.
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Urinates on Sting. Lols. Urinates on Sting again. Lols again. Rapes a ****. Lols at both Sting and **** as he urinates on both...
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Looks at the wet ****,and Sting then turns around, and looks at Jeff.
Pimp slaps Jeff,and then beats him with a baseball bat. |
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SSSSSSPPPPPPPEEEEEEEDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
What?!
Get the foolslap tms!!!!!!
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ooc: someones been watching too many dudley boyz matches. BEST
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Throws Mr Blobby as Edge and blows him up with helium and gives Edge to a kid on a string as a balloon.
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