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Mr.Kennedy's Party

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« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2007, 09:09:03 am »

Edge walks in and picks up an orange juice, downing it.

Edge:
Yeah! I...AM...MAN!
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« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2007, 10:09:18 am »

Jeff: Leave
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« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2007, 04:46:00 pm »

Sabin picks up the telephone and calls the emergency services.

Woman Operator: 911 operator here, what seems to be your problem?

Sabin: You have a pretty voice.

Woman Operator: If you don't have a problem, please hang up, peoples lives might be in jeapordy!

Sabin: No you hang up first.

Woman Operator: HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE!

Sabin: No you hang up first.

Woman Operator: Fine, I will. Goodbye!

Sabin: Lovvve yooooouuuu.
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« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2007, 08:30:33 am »

Ronald MacDonald walks in with a bottle of absinthe.

RM: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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« Reply #49 on: August 23, 2007, 10:22:02 pm »

Robbie walks in

RV: Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee'ssss... ROBBIE!!!
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« Reply #50 on: August 23, 2007, 10:23:12 pm »

Triple H wakes up with a needle sticking out of his arm.

Triple H
That was some good ****!
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« Reply #51 on: August 23, 2007, 10:25:56 pm »

Edge finds a bottle of ****, with a needle piercing through the cellophane. Edge then looks at Triple H and the camera watches his bulging eyes.

Edge
That isn't going down for ages!
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« Reply #52 on: August 23, 2007, 10:36:01 pm »

Triple H gets up and walks towards the door, but falls over half way across the room.

Triple H
OUCH!

Edge
What is it Trips?

Triple H
I walked into the door!

The camera looks at Edge's eyes as he looks at Triple H. Edge's eyes widen alot. He slowly reaches for his own crotch.

Edge
....Ow!
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« Reply #53 on: August 23, 2007, 10:40:58 pm »

Triple H
Why are you grabbing your balls?

Edge quickly moves his hand's behind himself

Edge
I wasn't...


Triple H raises one eyebrow questioning Edge's statement

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...Honest!
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« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2007, 04:57:50 pm »

Sabin picks a microphone up and puts some rap beats on the stereo, he then begins to rap.

Chris Sabin: My name is Harry P to the O to the T to the T to the E to the R you see. (High pitched voice.) He's imaginary to the people in the city, don't call him Harry Potter. (Normal Voice) 'Cos my name is H.Piddy. (High pitched voice.) In the hood, in the hood, he is a wizard in the mud, he uses his magic powers for the forces of good, he eradicates evil and protects the poor. (Normal voice.) I get a little **** on my Dumbeldore.

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« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2007, 06:08:47 am »

The Hamburgler walks in with a syringe in his hand.

The Hamburgler | The Technical Warrior
YO! ANY BITCHES WANNA POP SOME ECSTACY WIT YA BOI!?
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